ETH: Hey, how are you?
BTC: I’m fine.
HODLers: Guys… wen?
ETH: Wen what?!
HODLers: Wen to the moon?
ETH/BTC: lol.

We have nothing to $ay.

The worst days are the ones where you’re just… waiting. Waiting for a pump. Waiting for a dump. Waiting for anything - and nothing happens.

These quiet days can kill faith:

Crypto Traders can’t make money.

Crypto believers can’t lose money.

Threads go dead.

The memes stop flowing.

The hate… dies.

Without buzzing, without memes, without heated arguments in the comments… crypto just isn’t crypto.